'And I'm still there, on the top, after so many years...'Who wants to see a newCristiano Ronaldovideo?
Actually, scratch that.
Who wants to see a new Cristiano Ronaldo video that, once you've seen it, will mean that you'll never really have to watch another Cristiano Ronaldo video ever again? Because you'll have seen the Cristiano Ronaldo video which sums up all Cristiano Ronaldo videos?
In the video above, everyone's favourite shy, retiring, goal-getting, picture posing Portuguese superstar is at his mean and moody finest.
The video is promoting an interview that Ronaldo has done with a fashion magazine, and we can only hope that there are more long distance stares to come in that.